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Dinosaur Hunter Jessica by taghuso Dinosaur Hunter Jessica by taghuso
I can't decide if this relationship ended a week ago, or has been over for literally hundreds of millions of years. I had a job recently, I was a time traveller's assistant. I took it because it sounded interesting and probably was going to be nothing more than getting paid to listen to some crazy guy talk. Turned out, he was the realio-dealio, and on day one of my new job, I was somewhere deep in the prehistoric past. The good time traveller was out to prove that man did coexist and fight dinosaurs like those awesome old movies. Turned out once again, the good fellow was correct. Now he had given me a whole list of do's and dont's for the aspiring time traveller and he sent me off to gather samples (mostly pictures, some plants). Then there was the dinosaur, all that running and screaming, and then, Jessica! Wham! Bam, put the T-rex in a can! It was love at first rescue (there were eight more, apparently I'm a positive carnivorous dinosaur magnet). It was on my third week, that the good time traveller discovered that I'd been breaking all his rules, not working and just hanging out with Jessica and some cool monkeys she knew pretty well. I got fired, now she's a hundred million years away. I got blacklisted from some time police, so...I guess things are over...sigh...
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CountKong Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
How did Jessica catch that Dino? He doesn't seem to like being her pet at all...
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taghuso Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Not a pet at all! Jessica was even tougher than she was hot (which was pretty hot), and her "job", if one has a job, prehistorically speaking, was hunting dinosaurs. Now as far as I know, she sold them to Neanderthals, who apparently had a wide variety of uses for them, from dietary to transportation. I guess the short answer on how she caught it, would be, that club she's carrying, brute strength and savage ferocity. Sigh...I miss her.
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CountKong Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015
Oh my... must have kinda overlooked that club while staring at her tits. Would she sell him to the Neanderthals as he is, or neuter him for easier handling?
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ChalkArtist1216 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yabba-dabba-delightful!  :D
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taghuso Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Sigh...Jessica...
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KeIIion Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
wow such a fantastic and brilliant work
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taghuso Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Jessica was special...
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KeIIion Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
^^
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EdwardSpaghetti Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Love this. And your whole gallery is just terrific.
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taghuso Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
So, so nice!
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stevep12 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
very nice!!!
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taghuso Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you so much!
She really was nice...
So, so, so far away now...


sigh...
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pete1672 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Great work here! :iconthumbsupplz:
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taghuso Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
So very kind!
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ChojinRyu750 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
very nice
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taghuso Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Too too kind!
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ChojinRyu750 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
well if its too nice then I shall take back what I have said then.
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Mr-B22 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Writer
Nice pet.
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taghuso Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
nasty critter...tried to eat me...twice...
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Mr-B22 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Writer
He didn't want you getting close to his owner.
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taghuso Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Quite the contrary...He totally wanted to eat both of us, it just so happened she was every bit as tough as comic books an sci-fi movies tell us about cavemen. History is way more interesting than all those books and facts! She used to catch'em and sell'em to Neanderthals...I don't know what they did with them...
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