Daughter of He Who Strangles at Night

Yeah... It's quite a name isn't, and she insisted it had to be used it's complete form. This was actually my first time using any kind of online dating thingy... She apparently found me through my posts about Kelly taghuso.deviantart.com/art/Kel… , and assumed I was unopposed to multi-armed monster women (who knew?). Well what was supposed to be a coffee date, turned into an ambush at an abandoned Shinto temple at the edge of; the Desert of Ghosts Who Howl the Names of their Murderers. She's an Oni, a kind of demon/ghost/ogre, and short...like 5' 1" (not counting horns). She spoke all languages, knew all kinds of devil magic and lived in the most tricked out cave you ever saw. Super HD TVs, the latest gaming systems, optical mural wall papers, and a kickin sound system. When not trying to up her high scores, or bootlegging movies still in the theatre, she terrorized the countryside, mostly by dragging people off in the night and throwing them off of cliffs (yeah...) Anyway, it came down to her spending way too much time on screens, and the throwing people off of cliffs thing, never set real well with me. She bathed in saké, drank any kind of blood, and was really interested in how many followers she had on Snapgram, Instachat, Facespace and Mybook...or sumthin like that.